so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i wish my penis had a tongue
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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