Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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