help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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