Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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