I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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