the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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