Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.