Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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