Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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