Sponge bath it is.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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