And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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