Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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