I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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