Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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