Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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