Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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