shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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