i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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