We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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