Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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