I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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