I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Randomize
