You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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