i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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