Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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