She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
accomplished twins. life is a go
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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