I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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