new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I love you.
Bad choice
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