judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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