: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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