Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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