Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
No subtext here. People are naked.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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