Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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