I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Randomize
