we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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