what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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