The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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