Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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