Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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