there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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