I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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