can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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