Her vagina should come with caution tape.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
