i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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