im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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