He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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