windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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