I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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