It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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