I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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