i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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