he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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