haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize