I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
What drink are we having for lunch?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
