I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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