Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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