I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Couch. On fire.
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