garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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