so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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