Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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