OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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