i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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